World’s Worst Cornbread

This was the worst “cornbread” I have ever tasted in my life. And I’m proud to say it came out of my oven. Yet, given this blessed superlative, I can’t take credit for any of it. This stuff was ruined before it ever left the package. Thank you Marie Callender for trying to make cornbread mix that tastes like god-awful foo-foo breakfast blend coffee. What the hell were you thinking?  I’ll never get the taste of that mess out of my mouth…